Insert Turd Joke Here

FOUND: Big friggin' clump-of-tree-trunk. TIME AND LOCATION: Thursday in the parking lot behind the Tower Theatre.



To claim this dirt and root mass as yours, please come to the parking lot and describe it to nobody.

Shooting tests Fresno media's focus

You can already see what’s going to happen after this DUI stop in Fresno that turned into a shooting. The local media is going to be lazy and just link it with the Tower District and the Mardi Gras celebration, when it actually had little or nothing to do with it.

People are going to get scared and say “Well, if that’s what happens in the Tower District then I’m not going.” That kind of thinking would be wrong. This can happen anywhere in town and probably WILL, eventually.

At least Donald Munro and Mike Oz' ,columnists at the Bee, are thinking clearly. Let’s hope that the rest of Fresno’s media and people will too.