Van Halen demanded to stay away from Fresno

What a bunch of ASSHEADS...Van Halen that is. Before, in this very post, I was demanding to see this version of Van Halen come back to Fresno.

Well I can demand all I want but all I might get is Sammy coming to a Fresno Wabo opening.

Why only that? Because this stupid shit just happened. Assheads man.