Sammy is a Business Genius

When Sammy Hagar said he's having one of his Cabo Wabo's built in Fresno, you might have thought to yourself, "What the hell are you thinking Sam? In FRESNO? Do you even know what you're doing? Maybe you have a head for rock but not for business." Well, I'd put $80,000,000 saying Sammy knows what he's doing.

Skyy Spirits has announced they will join nappy-headed-tequila-maker Sammy Hagar in expanding his Cabo Wabo tequila line of Reposado, Anejo, Blanco, and new ultra luxury (mmmmmmm uuultra luxurry) Cabo Uno. The price Skyy is paying for 'taking shots' [80% interest in Cabo' tequila] with Sam...80 MILLION ... that's not a typo ... eighty mil' dude.

Maybe Sammy's been taking some Wharton Business School online courses in his spare time.

Sammy Says Fresyes

It's all official and stuff: Sammy Hagar is Fresno's newest businessman. Read all about it on Mike Oz' Blog.

Van Halen demanded to stay away from Fresno

What a bunch of ASSHEADS...Van Halen that is. Before, in this very post, I was demanding to see this version of Van Halen come back to Fresno.

Well I can demand all I want but all I might get is Sammy coming to a Fresno Wabo opening.

Why only that? Because this stupid shit just happened. Assheads man.