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FRESNO'S TOP BLOG TO IGNORE SINCE 2004 IS MOVING! Go to thefresnan.com, that's where the new Fresnerd blogging action is taking place.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fresno can now map out where to get buzzed after work

You're at work. It's 4:45 and you're waisting company time on the internet, trying to figure out where to go eat after work. But wait, you don't just want to eat, you want to get wasted too! But on the cheap.

That means only one thing: HAPPY HOUR!

Now there's a website you can go to and find where the happy hours are in town. Just try mappyhour.com and click the Fresno pin and you're all set to drink - Just make sure to get off the streets before the checkpoints open for business, amigo.

Unfortunately, there's only a couple of locally owned businesses on there so far, so I encourage you owners and managers out there to change that.

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Monday, September 17, 2007

Buttoms Up time with Van Halen, Fresno

It has been hinted at, but now it's official: Break out your assless chaps because Van Halen is coming to Fresno November 29th.

Saturday. 10:00 AM. Save Mart Center. Tickets. Get Them. (Even if Eddie has turned sober asshole to Mikie.)

Too bad the show isn't going to be at Selland Arena, like it was in 79.

"BOTTOMS UP" in 79!


Now check out "Beautiful Girls" 07 style. Wolfie is no Mikie with the vocals:

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Late night Beyonce action

I'd always wanted to have a blog that just posted crap late at night, with a running timeline. But I immediately realized: Nobody would be there to read it dumbass!

Mike Oz proved Tuesday that a late night nerdy bloggy idea can be done, all with somebody actually reading it. In fact, Mike's running timeline from the Beyonce concert in Fresno was so popular, I'd say its the most commented on, uncontroversial type blog, outside of Lost Fresno, in Fresno blogsphere history.

Maybe I'll try MY late nite blog idea. Guess all I need is some Bee reporter clout, Beyonce aaand talent.

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