Drunk in Dorktown

A dork's "Two Worded Review" of the 2007 version of Sudz in the City:
CROWDED MASSES
AMPLE CLEAVAGE
OVER PRICED
PERFECT WEATHER
DOWNTOWN SKYLINE
EMPTY GLASS
BAR BANDS
DRY KEGS
MEXICAN FOOD
GOOD TIMES

Check out the video of the crowds:


Sudz Video

Fresno State Quarterbacks...Scrimmage

Nobody debates who should be the starting left-tackle or corner-back, they debate about the starting quarterback. There was plenty of Brandstater vs. Colburn debating going on at the Fresno State spring scrimmage game Saturday.

Dorktown was there to check it out and take some video. The REAL debate became, which quarterback is better at signing his autograph. You decide:

Ladies, beer, meat, tailgating and you

You've got one kick-ass "Fresno weekend" planned don't ya? Your backyard, a case of Sierra Nevada, a barbecue, some Santa Maria tri-tip and an obnoxiously loud radio complete with Ranchera music.

Sounds pretty damn good to me - except I might not choose Ranchera music.

One thing you may want to change; take all of that out of your backyard and transfer it over to the Save Mart Center parking lot to do some tailgating before the Women's NCAA DI Basketball Championship Fresno Regional - happening this weekend.

ESPN will be in Fresno broadcasting all the games, so maybe your drunk-and-shirtless-ass will get on national television.

This event needs Fresno-ass in the seats so we can look good on national television and to the NCAA. If Fresno does a good enough job hosting, we could see a men's regional here sometime in the future - or at least have the women's come back.

The winner this weekend moves on to the Final Four. The loser moves on to the after hours party in your backyard. Really though, that's a win win for everyone.\