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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

UC Merced...Yep, You Heard Me

A new University of California just opened up in...Merced. What? You think Corcoran would be a better town for one or something?

The truth is, the Central Valley has been owed a UC school for quite a long time. And I don't think Merced is all that bad of a location. I'll give you some reasons:

  • UC Merced is very close to Atwater and they have a decent Foster Freeze there.
  • You just have to look outside your dorm window to observe Rattlesnakes and Coyotes in their natural habitat.
  • If you have a long break between classes at UC Merced, you're close enough to UC Berkeley that you can drive there and hang out.
  • You're far enough away from Fresno to be out of KRZR's broadcast range.
  • Don't need to worry about your women's basketball coach dressing too provocatively because there's no sports program.

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